The mysterious case of the disappearing bump

People have started commenting on my bump, which is embarrassing because it’s gas. I wake up in the morning with an almost flat stomach and by the end of the day it’s large, round and pronounced and looks exactly like a pregnant belly – only to deflate again the following morning.

To save face I am proudly rubbing it and smiling. Looking forward to the real deal.

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